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Lyrics to If I Only Had A Brain :
(Scarecrow)

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with Chris Flowers
Consultin’ about grain futures
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a Bain

I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
As long as I got paid

(Dorothy)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could setup another Lincoln (savings and loan)
If you only had a Bain

(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you why
it’s never good to coddle the poor
I could charge fees for things I never thunk of before
And then I’d sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin’
My my tax shelters I’d be  stuffin’
My heart all full of gain
I would dance and be merry
I’d plot to get even with Kerry
If I only had a Bain